How to know you're obsessed with your weight

How to know you're obsessed with your weight:

• you always pick the least calorific option everywhere you ever go
• you rarely drink
• when you do drink, you mix with diet drinks ONLY and drink hard alcohol to make things go faster
• when you chase, you chase with pickles

Drunk on a Sunday night, hollaaaaa

I've totally got my life togetherrr don't even worry guys, I know you worry so much because of ALLLLL the comments I ever get, (where's Starshine?) but yeah, dun evn worree.

- Mint.