Friday, June 7, 2013

This is a long ass post, so here's the summary: Some apparently attractive guy keeps texting me and his name reminded me of my other friend's name so I changed the new guy's name to MARGRET AND IT'S HILARIOUS.

So we didn't end up going to the city, but we did go out!

Originally we were just having drinks and dinner in the Boston Pizza lounge (I had TEN cosmopolitans and a starter mediterranean salad where I picked out most of the feta and didn't eat the bread). But then this group of guys came in and my table knew two of them from back in high school.

They were across the lounge so we didn't even try to acknowledge them but then one came over to say hi and catch up, then went back to his friends.

THEN, a little while later the other guy we knew from high school came over to say hi and catch up, and then he invited us out to this bar after. The bar was pretty lame so we were like, "Oh yeah, maybe! We'll let you know!"

So he went back to his table and then laterrrr they ALL came over and everyone got introduced to everyone. Then we were like alright, alright we'll go.

SO WE WENT, and obviously I was really drunk lol so when we sat at this table all together I was like, I am not getting up again, because I WILL DEFINITELY FALL OVER.

Originally it was all of us at the table, but then my two friends went and played pool with some of the guys, but then a lot of the times it was just me and ALL of the guys lol which is way better because guys are entertaining. I honestly have no idea where my friends went loool

The guy that was sitting on my left kept up a really good conversation so I basically just talked to him the entire time about everything. I don't know what because I didn't even remember his name the next day, so there's that.

Everyone thought we were flirting so hard BUT I DEFINITELY WASN'T. When I'm drunk I forget that I hate people, so I'm actually really nice and talkative to anyone. SUPER TALKATIVE.

But then it was time to leave, and by this time it was obvious to me that oh shit this guy's interested in me and I'm definitely not interested in him so sweet, I can leave and it'll be like nothing ever happened.

BUTTTTTT, when we got in the car to go home my friends were saying how mean I was because I didn't say bye to that guy and why wouldn't I be interested? He was so hot and nice BUFF (apparently lol) and they weren't even that drunk. So me (still being wasted) was like really? REALLY? LET ME THINK? REALLY? I GUESS I WAS MEAN, THAT WAS MEAN. I'M NOT MEAN.

So I told our high school friend (who was driving us home) to give that guy my number.

WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING AT 8:30 WITH A TEXT FROM THIS GUY.

I was looking at it for so long and then rolled over singing, "drunken mistakes, drunken mistakes, follow you into the next morninggggg"

When I woke up again I was like fuck, I have to text him back. So I did, and BOOM conversation.

My friends were FLIPPING SHIT: OMG HE TEXTED YOU? OMG WHAT DID HE SAY? OMG HE'S SO SWEET! OMG YOU NEED TO HANG OUT WITH HIM. OMG YOU NEED TO. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

We texted basically all day yesterday and I was like maybe I should go for it! He was alright and he plays along with most of my jokes.

BUT THEN I STARTED TO REMEMBER LOL he listens to country, he says  eh, he wanted to teach me how to two-step.

DANGER • DANGER • DANGER

I am not a country girl, and I definitely don't want a country guy.

ANDDD he asked me to hang out like four times in 12 hours. THAT'S PERSISTENT. Which I hateeee, it's so creepy and annoying! And for some reason every guy that ever shows any interest in me is SUPER persistent and it's weirdddd.

So I told the guy that he was VERY persistent to subtly get him to back off, BUT HE TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP AND NOW I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET OUT OF THIS.

I live in a small town, and he works/hangs out with people that work/hang out with people that I talk to. So, if I'm a bitch to this guy it'll get around and I won't even be able to tell my side of the story because I don't talk to the middle people. OR, if I just hang out with him to be nice, it'll get blown WAY out of proportion and everyone will think we're in love or something and then random people will bug me about it and I hate that.

You may think that I'm overreacting here, but it's happened before so I know what I'm talking about.

So I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. Awesomeeee.

Side note: his name is one letter off from my really good guy friend's name and every time he'd text me I thought it was my friend texting me (who I would have WAY rather preferred) which bothered me.
So I texted my friend and told him the situation and was like, "do you think he'd think it's rude if I ask him if I could give him a different name?"
"I don't know, he'd probably think it was a little weird haha"
"I should just change his name secretly lol"
"Might as well!"
"WHAT SHOULD WE NAME HIM OMG"
"Margret."

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SO I NAMED HIM MARGRET IN MY PHONE AND EVERY TIME HE TEXTS ME NOW I JUST LAUGH SO HARD.

Yesterday for breakfast I totally forgot that I was avoiding carbs and so I got a foot long veggie sub from Subway. I didn't finish the first 6-inch because I got full, and then I had the second 6-inch for lunch and that's all I had yesterday.

Hurray for shrinking stomach! And my mom said that I look like I've lost weight! I don't see it but hopefully she's right!

Sorry about the long post! Thanks for reading if you made it this far! ♪

♥,

Mint.

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